WELCOME TO BITCHERY, BEAUTIFUL BABY
In an effort to make you feel more welcome, I thought I'd kind of run over some of the basics of this community:
- We're here for laughs. Seriously. We know the internets are serious business, but leave that shit at the door.
- WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU POST! There's no limit to posts, and we're never going to tell you that you post too much. Well, unless you're full-on spamming the comm. Then we might. However, if your posts encourage interactivity, then we welcome you to post whatever you want, from gifspams, polls on your favorite sexy peoples of the world, music movie or tv show recommendations, NSFW posts (as long as you use a cut, bro), or interactive discussions about a range of topics from some interesting news story you found to your favorite flavored condom (the answer is always cherry). WE'RE VALE TUDO RULES HERE, KIDS. ANYTHING GOES.
- bitchery may inspire an all-around feeling of madness and anarchy, but that doesn't mean you have to be rude. Respect the other members.
- If there IS an incident of unpleasantness that you would like to report, please page-a-mod and we will handle the situation as soon as humanly possible.
- BTW, your moderators are bloodyknuckles, choke, tamgerine, theshea, and robssexhair. We love cookies, Stella Artois, the concept of the Snuggie, and you. ♥
- NEW MEMBERS - WE WON'T BITE. PLEASE DON'T BE AFRAID TO JUMP RIGHT IN AND PARTICIPATE!
A full and fresh copy of our super cereal rules can be found in the userinfo, so if you're thinking of joining you might ALSO want to read those.
OTHERWISE, HAVE FUN!